School friends • Town-sized consequences

Which South Park character are you?

In South Park, returning a video can become a quest and a cardboard box can get a Hollywood meeting. Choose your response to ten imagined complications inspired by classic episodes. Your result reflects how you handle friends, ridiculous rules, and a plan that has become everybody’s problem.

A very normal morning in a mountain town An original cut-paper landscape: snowy mountains, pine trees, a school bus stop, and a noticeboard announcing one small problem. ONE SMALL PROBLEM. EXPECT IT TO ESCALATE.
The adventure
10 questions · about 7 minutes.
One choice per scene; no right or wrong answers.
Matches
Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch.
Plus one extra question if tied.
Coverage
Classic TV seasons 5–10. Five school-friend outcomes: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters. No later seasons, film, or game lore required.
Spoiler note
Episode story spoilers through season 10, including AWESOM-O and the ending of Make Love, Not Warcraft.

Free to play. Full results, every score, and the story behind your choices.

Stan MarshKyle BroflovskiEric CartmanKenny McCormickButters Stotch